Only one, any more than that would be considered ecumenical.
Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
Atheists: None. Atheists do not believe in lightbulbs.
TV evangelists: One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.
Fundamentalists: THE BIBLE DOES *NOT* SAY *ANYTHING* ABOUT LIGHT BULBS!!!!
2007-06-26 10:25:45 · 15 answers · asked by Me 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A priest, a rabbi, a nun, a lawyer, and a blonde walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
2007-06-26 10:26:08 · update #1
How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't know-I didn't let them in to find out.
2007-06-26 10:38:33 · update #2
Glad you can laugh at yourselves for a change...oh and you forgot the Agnostics:can't decide whether to change the lightbulbs or not.
2007-06-26 10:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Lol. Funny stuff. Even a Christian should like it I think any religious person could change a lightbulb, but uh, putting the bulb into the hole is the hardest part
2016-05-21 02:39:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He lay awake at night wondering if there was a Dog!
2007-06-26 10:47:36 · answer #3 · answered by nikkoj1975 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Having fit into several of those catagories at different times in my life I can say" Very funny." If we can't laugh at our differences, we won't be able to build upon our commonalities.
2007-06-26 10:35:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
JW's don't have light bulbs, they live in the dark.
2007-06-26 11:15:52 · answer #5 · answered by Auburn 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the additional details is probably the funniest joke of all time.
1,000 honorary points!!
2007-06-26 10:29:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
2 points yeah!!
2007-06-26 12:01:58 · answer #7 · answered by I LoVe ﷲ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what about Jehovah witness and Wesleyan you forgot them
2007-06-26 10:32:04 · answer #8 · answered by Ms Scarlet 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
All of it is funny apart from the one where you deride my beliefs.
LOL.
2007-06-26 10:35:31 · answer #9 · answered by Simon T 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
We all need to take time to laugh at ourselves. :P
2007-06-26 10:29:09 · answer #10 · answered by Falling2Rust 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋