Two old ladies were out side their nursing home,having a smoke,when it started raining.One of the ladies pulled out a condom,cut off the tip and put it over the cigarette,and continued smokeing.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2:A condom.This way my cigarette dose'nt get wet.
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Lady 1:Where did you get it?
Lady2: You can get them from any drug store.
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The next day,lady 1 hobbles to the nearest drug store and ask's the drug store attendant for a box of condoms.
The attendant obviously embarrassed,look's at her kinda strangely ask's what brand she prefers.
Lady 1 Dose'nt matter, young man as long as they fit a camel.
The drugstore attendant faint's......
2007-06-26 10:06:24 · 18 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-06-26 11:09:10 · answer #1 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha Excellent joke Calamity.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny.
2007-06-27 02:37:26 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-26 21:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha this keeps getting better. There is nothing like a good start to the day. Thanks.
2007-06-27 03:54:41 · answer #4 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before but its still good!!
a star 4 u
2007-06-26 17:23:57 · answer #5 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one, very funny.
2007-06-26 17:15:51 · answer #6 · answered by Rhino 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
wonder if he got the hump
2007-06-26 18:13:35 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...ooowwww...my tummy hurts from laughing
2007-06-26 17:24:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao... right near the end i was wondering where it was going... nice one! :D
2007-06-26 17:10:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i liked it
2007-06-26 20:00:10 · answer #10 · answered by jimbo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋