Christians who need some humor: What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovahs Witness?

Question

Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.

The story is told of the Atheist who accosted a preacher. "Do you believe in eternal life?" The preacher has no time to reply. "Well its a load of rubbish!" shouted the Atheist. "I believe in science, evolution, survival of the fittest, and when we die, that's it! No eternal life, no great judgement, and no God!" The Atheist continues his assault against the preacher repetitiously and tirelessly. "Eternal life! Eternal life! Ha! "Its all pie in the sky when you die." When I die that's it, the end, no eternal life, no nothing. He continues, until he reaches his climax, "I will be buried six feet under when I die and that's it! Nothing! Caput! When I die I am utterly convinced that that will be the end of me!" "Well thank God for that" replies the preacher!

serena_morris70: Perhaps you should read this.

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Answer 1

Wow, some people just can't find the humor. If you can't laugh at yourself, rest assured there's someone who will laugh at you.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Adherents of the 'Christian Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses' sometimes tell this joke themselves, and appreciate that others connect them so closely with the door-to-door ministry established by Christ Jesus himself.
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm

(Matthew 10:7,11,14) As you go, preach, saying, ‘The kingdom of the heavens has drawn near.’ ...Into whatever city or village you enter, search out who in it is deserving... Wherever anyone does not take you in or listen to your words, on going out of that house or that city shake the dust off your feet.


Perhaps a "question" such as this would more appropriately appear in the category "Jokes & Riddles".

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Answer 4

Here's a question for you. If Christians are so good and your God so wonderful. Why are there more Christians in prisons all over the world than atheists?

Answer 5

Dude that is awesome :)

I like the one about the Atheist dieing in his bed calls for the priest to convert him before he dies.The preacher excited goes home to get his things. The Atheist friends show up in protest because he was always against Christians and was one of the biggest activist . He said "better for one of them to die then one of us" :)

Answer 6

There was a little girl with a box of kittens. Little babies eyes still closed. A preacher came by and said "what cute kittens. what kind are they? and she said they are christian kittens. He thought this was a very cute answer and went on his way. A few weeks later he came across the girl and her kittens again, he got such a kick out of her response he again asked what kind of kittens. She said, " There atheist kittens" He said "Atheists kittens! I thought you said they were Christian kittens!" She said " there eyes are open now."

Wow, I guess it's ok for atheists to be the brunt of the jokes. But christians can't. sheesh., Some people just can't take a joke.

Answer 7

Eh the second one sucked but the first one was pretty funny I admit.

Answer 8

I like the first one.

Answer 9

**** you the one on the top that say to save the Christians jokes. nobody has to do what you want
idiot

Answer 10

Ummmm Good one?

Betcha that played allot better in church last sunday

Better leave the comedy to the Atheists and Agnostics.