Could we come up with a checklist?

Question

Qualities that make a Christian fundamentalist.

Please list them. I am trying to make a checklist to discuss in the future with my family and want to make sure I haven't left anything out.

Answer 1

Ok you asked for it:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN FUNDIE

(Author Unknown)

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of other gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lower life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists and their triple gods, but you have no problem believing in three gods- the trinity.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" --including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that angels slept with women, and that some spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents (see Old Testament) and guessing that Earth is a couple of generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs --though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering; And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise,some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in"tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists, agnostics and pagans do about the Bible, Christianity, and Church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

Answer 2

Here is the whole list.

1)One who believes unwaveringly in a literal translation of the holy texts.

Answer 3

1) Take the bible literally
2) Consider all other religion wrong
3) Feel the need to convert everyone
4) Attempt to turn this country into a Theocracy
5) Shows hate towards science
6) Show disapproval of stem cell research

Answer 4

Intolerance

Answer 5

believe noah's ark is real, have strange and differening beliefs about the existance of dinosaurs, young earth, doctors don't heal you cause god is really who does it, oh man it's time to go home for the day!

sorry, those are beliefs, not really qualities, but like i said, it's time to go home!

Answer 6

Good luck. Pops

Answer 7

rude, loud, arrogant, intolerant, self righteous, hypocritical.

Answer 8

over critical
crazed
blind
ignorant
rude
baised