2007-06-26 08:28:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Stand next to a smelly fat person instead.
2007-06-26 08:31:47 · answer #1 · answered by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
See whats happening as well is that there is also a no farting ban it hasn't been publicised as much but its there so it doesn't matter cos your gonna have to go outside with the smokers to let one rip anyway. Hope this helps
2007-06-26 08:32:25 · answer #2 · answered by molensteinmonsta@btinternet.com 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your sense of smell has been distorted by your smoking. Plenty of people noticed your farts before and laughed behind your back.
2007-06-26 09:41:14 · answer #3 · answered by lucy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait till someone else farts then squeeze out a quiet one. Everyone will just think it's still from the first guy.
2007-06-26 08:44:10 · answer #4 · answered by Peety J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are still allowed to use a lighter to light farts - aslong as it doesnt produce a smoke cloud - so watch what you eat!!
2007-06-26 08:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by Em x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bang your empty pint loudly onto the bar, while simultaneously expressing your gaseous effluence. Move quickly away from the bar.
2007-06-26 08:45:26 · answer #6 · answered by cigarsnbrew 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'll find there are plenty other smells around to disguise it. Just make sure the music is still going!
2007-06-26 08:33:46 · answer #7 · answered by Doreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll just be happy when those pubs you visit stop exploding.
2007-06-26 08:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by Insanity 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha haha
why worry maybe it will smoke them.
2007-06-26 08:38:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
crop dust the tables of the people you think look goofy....
2007-06-26 09:16:59 · answer #10 · answered by Erock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋