...athiests starting answering me. What are they doing here on R&S anyway, they don't even believe in God? Shouldn't they be in the evolution section explaining why there are still monkeys if we evolved from monkeys? They can't even prove God doesn't exist, and why do they have funerals anyway? And why do they always bring up Santa Clause, do they even celibrate religious holidays? How can they be athiests when Hitler and Stalin were athiests? Don't they have a moral code or something?
Ting a ling a ling a ling
(canis salivo)
(rings doorbell, runs away)
i before e, yes, yes, I know
Oh, what I would give for a simple modus tollens
2007-06-26 07:51:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*Southpaw dies from alcohol poisoning*
2007-06-26 07:54:21 · answer #1 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Because you didn't mention that Darwin recanted or that Noah's ark has been found?
Cheers! I'm cracking open the scrumpy.
( Warning by H M Government. Drinking cider can seriously damage your knee muscles.)
2007-06-26 08:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Among other errors, Hitler was a Catholic, Stalin was trained in a seminary, and atheists are here to provide rationality which would otherwise be sorely lacking....
2007-06-26 07:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hitler and Stalin were philosophically AGNOSTIC, not Atheist. Learn the difference.
2007-06-26 07:55:43 · answer #4 · answered by Scheidemann 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I must stop drinking this antifreeze stuff. It's befuddlin' the creamy minty moral center of my chocolate coated crusty wafered crucifix.
2007-06-26 07:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now does this count as only one drink? or do I have to drink for each individual question?
2007-06-26 07:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This could've been a drinking question but I fear I'd die of alcohol poisioning lol.
2007-06-26 07:56:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
you must be doing something right,hit a nerve maybe? keep up the good work
2007-06-26 09:10:31 · answer #8 · answered by loveChrist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone's drinking... I wanna play too.
2007-06-26 07:56:12 · answer #9 · answered by Akkakk the befuddled 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
*Takes one more drink and falls down to the floor, blind-drunk*
2007-06-26 07:55:48 · answer #10 · answered by Joe S. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're getting quite annoying.
2007-06-26 07:57:55 · answer #11 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋