Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy just one. When asked why, the engineers coyly said "You'll see."
They all board the train, the lawyers taking seats, but the three engineers all crowding into the bathroom. After the train has left, the conductor comes around and takes the lawyers tickets and knocks on the bathroom door and says, "Ticket Please." An arm stretches out from the bathroom and the
conductor takes the proffered ticket. The lawyers were very impressed.
On the return trip, the lawyers proposed to emulate the gearheads and bought only one ticket. To their amazement, the engineers bought no ticket at all. When asked, the engineers said, "You'll see."
All board the train and the lawyers and engineers cram into separate bathrooms to await the conductor. After a few minutes,
one of the gearheads emerges from the bathroom, goes over to the lawyers' bathroom, knocks on the door and says: "Ticket
please."
2007-06-26 07:42:26 · 20 answers · asked by freakokalam 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL ! Love to see the faces of the lawyers when the real conductor comes looking for their tickets.....
2007-07-03 07:44:28 · answer #1 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol,poor lawyers.
2007-06-29 23:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by Brandon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, i'm a lawyer!!! But ok it's funny...lol... but no star.
2007-07-04 11:36:23 · answer #3 · answered by bru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Have a star!
2007-07-03 16:11:27 · answer #4 · answered by Hippiechick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is an old story that's done the rounds.
2007-07-04 02:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by boyplakwatsa.com 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny prank. I love it!
2007-06-26 16:16:00 · answer #6 · answered by butterfli8134 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very clever...and funny! Thank you for sharing that!
2007-07-04 14:14:32 · answer #7 · answered by wittylaughingwoman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty slick.
2007-07-03 16:53:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol loved it- whos the smart ones now?
2007-07-04 11:37:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, It pays to me smart. That was fantastic! :D
2007-06-26 14:49:18 · answer #10 · answered by A 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋