I've heard about all I care too, not only today but likewise day before yesterday.
Why does it seem you have to be joking about this?
I think I know who started it, but why are you people getting amused by this kind of stuff. You get amused and then that just encourages him.
Would someone please explain why this is going on? Not only this morning, but I noticed several people doing it day before yesterday
2007-06-26 07:01:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Bran muffins don't have nooks or crannies. This suggestion offends me.
2007-06-26 07:13:00 · update #1
I REMEMBER NOW -- IT WAS UNCLE WAYNE. THIS WHOLE THING IS A TRAVESTY.
2007-06-26 07:14:26 · update #2
No, I don't get the joke yet -- I've already hit the abuse button twelve times on you people.
2007-06-26 07:17:21 · update #3
You have a good point, I think it is time we move beyond mere analogies of "bran muffins" and R/S . -- We need to move into the area of Pistachio nuts and how they relate to this R/S section. -- Of course we are all open to suggestions.
(Please don't delete me, I have already lost the use of my old account.) --
Okay delete me if you want, I will try to start over again.
I wish I was a young whipper snapper like you again. Your vim and vinegar is rather refreshing , ---
2007-06-26 07:11:23 · answer #1 · answered by Uncle Wayne 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
i grow to be in simple terms reading jokes and riddles bran muffin loose whilst unexpectedly, some bran muffin jokes got here up. then ka-advance! i bypass decrease back to the main significant website of jokes and riddles after reading some jokes and its all approximately bran cakes. demanding i know!!!
2016-10-03 04:20:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not impugn the majesty, or disparage the grand mystery that is the holiest of holies...
The BRAN MUFFIN!!!
Can YOU explain where the muffin ends and you begin?
I think not!
Can you tell the people, from whence the ground that the wheat sprouts from, comes? Or what creates and sustains the hands that grind the stone to make the Muffin?
NO!
It is and was and will be THE MUFFIN!
The only way to salvation is to SUBMIT to the WILL of the MUFFIN!!! Or be doomed to an ETERNITY of gastric discomfort and CONSTIPATION TO END ALL CONSTIPATION!!!
I WILL NOT BE AMONG THOSE FORSAKEN!!!
I WILL EAT THE BODY THAT IS BAKED IN HIS NAME!!!
AND I WILL POOP!!! FOREVER AND EVER, AMEN!!!
...Are you getting the joke yet?
2007-06-26 07:13:09 · answer #3 · answered by Dr Bob 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Are you talking about the bran muffins that you eat for breakfast? I don't know I'm confused about the nooks and cranies part. Well, I like bran muffins they are nutritious and delicious.
2007-06-26 08:15:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are kidding right? This is the first time I've even seen bran muffins mentioned. Why does it matter? You need to kick back and a chair and have a beer and relax. Your wound way to tight.
2007-06-26 07:05:06 · answer #5 · answered by Tzadiq 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
are you offended by bran muffins? did ya have a bad experience with a bran muffin? a bad relationship with a bran muffin perhaps? let's talk about this.
oh, and why is your question in the religion section? do you worship the bran muffin? have we offended? sorry then.
2007-06-26 07:05:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Like...actual bran muffins?
2007-06-26 07:03:16 · answer #7 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dr Bob rocks... I just lost my muffins! LMAO BWAH!
2007-06-26 11:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. G™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's the nooks and crannies, I think.
2007-06-26 07:07:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Isnt' it obvious? the general amount of people = stupid. Therefore get amuzed easily.
It's like jiggling keys infront of a baby.
2007-06-26 07:06:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋