How can I create a larger carbon footprint? I want to leave a large mark on the environment when I'm gone.

Question

I already burn my trash and dump my used oil into the ground

Answer 1

Burning anything produced by Al Gore or any other envirowacko. Make sure to soak it in gasoline and maybe spray some CFCs on it before hand though.

Answer 2

You could burn down your dwelling, set fire to your car, start a forest fire.

Or you could quit worrying about your carbon footprint and what happens after you're a corpse and it's no longer any of your business.

Humans leave a plenty large enough carbon footprint by the mere fact of their existence. Doesn't require any planning, any extra effort on the part of individuals.

Answer 3

Easy.

You go skydiving with a can of gas and a wind proof lighter.

After soaking yourself in gasoline, as you step out of the plane, light yourself on fire ... whether you wear a chute or not doesn't really matter at this point. In about 2 minutes you will leave a big carbon print on the ground when you're gone.

"And then there were the 'Fantastic Three'!" *evil, maniacal laughter*

Answer 4

Ask your most intelligent friend where the nearest body of water is. Get careful directions to the location and hire somebody to drive you there. Put your finger in the water. When you draw it out; you will see your imprint.

Your other legacy is the negative you proclaim. Even Hitler did not intend to leave a negative.

Answer 5

I hope you mean you want to leave a 'smaller' carbon footprint.

Answer 6

Perhaps you could set fire to your computer? That would certainly create some toxic odors.

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Answer 7

hi genius...you probably already are!!!