I found an acorn on the street just yesterday.
Several bird feeders in my neighborhood look as though they'd been pillaged by a furry friend.
And there is a war, someplace.
Are these clear signs of His return?
2007-06-26 06:55:21 · 17 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I saw a squirrel on a tortilla this morning. The time is near indeed.
2007-06-26 06:59:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
II Squirrel 4:20 says that now is the time to smoke your acorns whilst ye may.
The neithborhood squirrels are going door to door and nest to nest. That wouldn't be so bad if they would stop pooping on porches and scaring baby birds.
I believe the second coming of Squirrel is at hand.
2007-06-26 08:15:11 · answer #2 · answered by yarn whore 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got acorns and squirrels all over my back yard. Must mean the rapture is starting in the Midwest!
2007-06-26 07:18:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not really sure I get the acorn - bird feeder thing. But yes God is coming back VERY soon. There are so many signs like. . .
-natural disasters
-war
-people take bad things and try to think of them as good. [like abortion and gay marriage]
-everyone will turn against Israel
things like that. all the signs can be found in the bible. or go to google and google "signs of the rapture"
The only prophecy thing I can think of that hasn't been fullfilled yet is the rebuilding of the temple.
2007-06-26 07:00:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
No joke. The boyfriend and I were going out for dinner, and as we were leaving an apartment, we watched a squirrel get flattened by an SUV. It was so sad. :(
So . . . uh . . . I hope if the Squirrel does return, he watches out for Ford Explorers.
2007-06-26 13:48:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a dream about the Squirrel last night, and not just any dream....it was one of those dreams where, you know, things happen to a guy and....well, when you wake up, you discover that.....
Squirrel's return is indeed near!
2007-06-26 08:10:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-23 05:21:56 · answer #7 · answered by conboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do we know it's the one true squirrel? Will he be riding in on a donkey?
2007-06-26 07:00:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Were the cats in the neighborhood quaking with fear?
If so, it's the Apocalypse!
2007-06-26 06:58:24 · answer #9 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
We miss our squirrel.
2007-06-26 06:59:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋