I am getting bored. What will you say to get 10 points?
Make me want to give them to you.
2007-06-26 06:50:21 · 13 answers · asked by Me 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'll give you my best Joe Pesci imitation, "Am I a clown? Do I amuse you? Do I make you laugh? Do you think I'm just some goombah from the East side?..."
2007-06-26 06:58:34 · answer #1 · answered by PIERRE S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, Ich weiss nicht. I s'pose that I should say somethin', now that I've actually gotten involved.
When people refer to Bible, and say "That's not right." I'm tempted to think of Pemmican beef jerky, mainly for it's beefiness (don't mind me whilst I invent new words). Also, Pemmican jerky is only the most natural, most delicious sort of jerky that man can find. For nobody made Pemmican jerky, but primitives in the beginning of the world saw it and worshipped it as their God, because of its greatness.
Anyway, in response to those who doubt the Bible's accuracy and such, I become angry, and, whilst making my voice into something slightly more high-pitched and nasally, and opening my mouth very wide and issuing forth profanities and curses, I make exaggerated movements in an effort to fully articulate my undying rage.
Actually I just say, "Mayhap if you actually read the thing and didn't just say what's cool to say, then you wouldn't seem like a fuggin' idiot." Many have called me evil in this regard, my lack of any true sense of virtue, but it's not like I'm gettin' into heaven on my own anyway. If, at any point in time I should seem like a good, or at least tolerable, person, just remember that that's the Spirit of God managing to break through my massive Wall of Apathy and make me do something good.
That's how things tend to work. I'm not a Christian because I'm good, I'm good (if ever so slightly) because I'm a Christian. I like this faith as it's the only one that garauntees that I'll get into heaven, which would be nice, what with the "eternal happiness" thing and all. Although, in all honesty, I really just want to be able to see certain people at least one more time.
2007-06-26 14:26:05 · answer #2 · answered by Luther's Heir 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ephesians 2:20 we are built upon the foundation(the gospel) of the apostles and the prophets,Jesus Christ Himself being the chief cornerstone//make a diagram of 12 apostles 3 on each side making up a foundation Jesus is the center,Paul said that Jesus is the chief cornerstone, the revelation is there is no particular place to start the foundation leaving Jesus the center,the apostles around Him,then we build upon them we are the bricks of the wall of that beautiful church
2007-06-26 14:32:14 · answer #3 · answered by loveChrist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell me about fundamentalist, KJV believing, Baptists.
2007-06-26 13:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by G.C. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound like a patron at a strip club.
2007-06-26 13:54:26 · answer #5 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is the way the truth and the life.
I like KJV aswell.
2007-06-26 13:58:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i can't say, kids in here
**whispers bits of naughtiness in your ear**
2007-06-26 13:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hum! this could get interesting.
2007-06-26 13:55:04 · answer #8 · answered by Psalm91 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing, that I can think of !!
2007-06-26 14:14:51 · answer #9 · answered by Auburn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not Sluggo, are you?
2007-06-26 13:54:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋