Deke invited me over for some Greco-Roman wrestling, and I accepted. But when I showed up at the door, he was covered in Pepto Bismol head to toe, except his genitalia and rear--they were covered in chunky peanut butter. I saw behind him two young Vietnamese boys that were dressed like Santa's little helpers, but they were blindfolded and gagged. I fled.
Should I alert the authorities?
2007-06-26 06:36:32 · 18 answers · asked by Geke 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
L O fuggin L.
Alright-- I'M OUT!
2007-06-26 06:40:52 · update #1
Nice clone, dork! I guess he must have pissed you off, huh? LOL
2007-06-26 06:41:00 · answer #1 · answered by RealRachel 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I would have alerted the authorities the moment he invited me over for a night of Greco-Roman wrestling.
2007-06-26 13:41:40 · answer #2 · answered by Vito1964 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you should buy stock in Pepto Bismol.
2007-06-26 13:39:53 · answer #3 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, go back and join in with whatever Deke is up to. Atheism encourages people to do stuff like that, and when you start doing it as well you'll see what a great time we atheists are having.
2007-06-26 13:40:46 · answer #4 · answered by Citizen Justin 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
As an Atheist, I would say you should call the police. If I were a priest I might join in on the sick behavior.
2007-06-26 13:39:32 · answer #5 · answered by scheidemann2007 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
That exact same thing happened to me only they weren't vietnamese boys, they were bumble bees
2007-06-26 13:39:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun to me but hey...as long as they were consenting adults...
2007-06-26 13:39:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you had the night of your life.
2007-06-26 13:39:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Yay!! Deke's back!
2007-06-26 13:39:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hang on...I have to get that image out of my head first......
2007-06-26 13:39:43 · answer #10 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋