If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one
2007-06-26 06:33:05 · 23 answers · asked by Michael N 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
those are interesting! may i add on...
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
-just as curious as you are!
2007-06-26 06:55:11 · answer #1 · answered by Ms* Shae* 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
- i think anyone should
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
- i didn't know people from poland are called poles, thought it's polish..
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- don't know
2007-06-26 06:41:35 · answer #2 · answered by sleepy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Same reason 12 isn't onety two.
2007-06-26 06:36:22 · answer #3 · answered by ndtaya 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like this question, made me think.
An Oriental person would only be temporarily disoriented, you know, can't teach an old dog new tricks!
That makes sense but I'm not too sure they would agree, still funny to me though.
Even the blind need some lovin' with pretty not to meantion soft things!
Cheese would say Swiss! I dunno, random but I guess that works.
And finally ... I have no idea. Why is it?
2007-06-26 07:07:07 · answer #4 · answered by ~Les~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a couple more I like - hope you do too:
Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
If a Smurf holds his breath, what color does he turn?
Why are there Braille numerals on a drive-thru bank machine?
If the black box on an airplane is so indestructible, why don't they make the whole airplane out of the same stuff?
2007-06-26 06:45:15 · answer #5 · answered by Mad Irishman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
of course
that would make an akward conversation
only true love is blind, lingerie is meant to tease
it doesnt say anything, it just smiles
what are you talking about, i thought it was pronounced that way
2007-06-26 06:38:42 · answer #6 · answered by BRASiL 01 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million- Fasting is an argument of deep apprecitation, obedience to God. If the guy isn't obedient to God and should not be eating and eating in the process the fasting time, then of direction he /she is in simple terms ravenous. Obedience to God is mandatory. think of approximately it this way. interior the Bible (besides because of the fact the Quran), Saul (Taloot interior the Quran) led the forces of Bani Israel. He knew that they have got been disobedient by way of nature. So he needed to sparkling out those. on an analogous time as the army became exhausted by way of the lengthy adventure, and became approximately to realize a circulate of Water, he made a rule that "no it is easy to drink water from that circulate, and if one is amazingly thirsty and can't help, then one is authorized to soak up basic terms some". The disobedient handed over his command and drank to the entire volume. in basic terms some obeyed. And Saul (Taloot) asked all people who disobeyed to go away. the element is that each and all and sundry had joined the army and have been obeying him as a commander and king. yet that they had a bent to place their own evaluations bigger to what the commander became asserting. comparable is going for Fasting. whilst u do no longer consume and drink, you're liket the part of the army who obeyed saul. And whilst u do undesirable issues you're like the folk of the army that drank from the circulate. ----- 2- I definitely have lived in extraordinarily warm places and yet have fasted. I won't say that that's undemanding. yet particular it is not any longer as difficult as you're able to correctly be thinking. besides God isn't merciless. He has given us rest that "IF" we stumble on that that's getting very difficult, we are able to break it and decide to quickly in another days OR to compensate by way of feeding one person for each quickly. 3- there is not any limit on menstruating women folk to take part in Ramadan. extremely they are meant to quickly. 4- Your factor is amazingly uncertain over right here. There are not any outcomes for breaking the quickly. The penalty is from God and not by way of regulation. because of the fact the entire count number of fasting is between the guy and God. So there is not any ingredient of regulation in it.
2016-10-18 23:14:11 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
Yes, anybody would!
Maybe we should look into that. It makes sense.
Love may be blind, but lust isn't.
"Take it swissly, please!"
I guess onety one sounds too much like twenty one
2007-06-26 06:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why isnt 12 onty two
cheese says bread
lingerie feels nice
holes are hottt
if i spin you what happens
2007-06-26 06:36:40 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Emily ♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You found those on "Things To Ponder" Cause I see them all the time (those exact ones) on my iGoogle page.
sorta like this one:
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread.
2007-06-26 06:38:07 · answer #10 · answered by fmc_proshop 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋