Heres another for your collection....This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from theheavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, even louder: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"
2007-06-26 04:47:03 · 15 answers · asked by vijay 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard some better ones. Believe me! But I'll give you a star. It was kind of clever.
Here is my favorite one:
Two blondes were driving down the freeway to Disneyland. They were almost there and really excited. Then they saw a sign on the side of the freeway that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT" so they turned around and went home crying.
2007-06-26 05:45:05 · answer #1 · answered by Eisbär 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny. You got your star. But i Have a Question For all you guys. If its called a dumb blonde, then what are browns?
2016-05-21 00:22:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sensational.
2007-06-26 04:56:44 · answer #3 · answered by webcop33 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really cute. Sounds like some friends of mine! LOL
2007-06-26 04:55:33 · answer #4 · answered by Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny have a star*
2007-06-26 04:51:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, but not laughing out loud funny.
2007-06-26 04:58:19 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Gabbie ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny :)
2007-06-26 04:50:26 · answer #7 · answered by pretty_npink@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw that coming.
2007-06-26 05:00:18 · answer #8 · answered by onewithred23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was hilarious!
2007-06-26 06:38:16 · answer #9 · answered by Johnny Doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny ****. Funny ****.
2007-06-26 04:54:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋