Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four
years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade.
When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages.
Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love.
Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend,
she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this:
she took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's
unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note
reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."
Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to HER parents.
2007-06-26 04:26:29 · 25 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
damm that would hurt....ill a good one
2007-06-26 04:35:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha thats priceless! PERFECT revenge!
2016-04-01 05:16:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely hilarious m8.Another classic on ur part. Good on ur man!!!I wonder though did she get the money.....Have a star!!!!
2007-06-26 04:39:36 · answer #3 · answered by SIR TJM 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good come back. Very funny.
2007-06-30 12:49:43 · answer #4 · answered by Eugene 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally! a joke where the guy wins out! (LOVED IT!)
2007-07-02 16:22:10 · answer #5 · answered by OLLIE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was the best come back i've ever come across. good job a star for you *.
2007-07-02 05:22:43 · answer #6 · answered by G-i-r-l. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-06-26 04:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by pretty_npink@sbcglobal.net 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sweet revenge that was so funny great job
2007-06-26 04:30:52 · answer #8 · answered by Z 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
haha nice one
2007-07-02 05:49:23 · answer #9 · answered by L0V3_$T0N3D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats messed up i wasn't expecting that. lol
2007-06-30 14:47:54 · answer #10 · answered by Blondie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋