My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.
2007-06-26 04:23:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its called the old penis poem
2007-06-26 04:23:51 · update #1
oh im sorry 'Z' did i hit a nerve
2007-06-26 04:30:30 · update #2
I loved all your jokes. Made this day much better and I finished all my work on time :) killed it.
2007-06-26 06:40:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was a good poem make me chuckle
2007-06-26 11:36:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha penis somthing!
2007-06-26 11:26:55 · answer #3 · answered by maroon5fan328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a star cuz ur cute :)
2007-06-26 13:51:01 · answer #4 · answered by thunder monkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not much to lauh here
2007-06-26 11:37:54 · answer #5 · answered by vijay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol xxxxx
2007-06-27 04:20:55 · answer #6 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don;t get it
2007-06-26 11:34:29 · answer #7 · answered by pretty_npink@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right!
2007-06-26 11:36:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was dumb
2007-06-26 11:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by Z 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋