The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
Has to work hard
Has to work at great depths
Has to work upside down
Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work
Has to work in a high humidity environment
Has to work at high temperatures
Does not get weekends and holidays off
Does not get time off after extra hours of work
Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness
Request denied for the following reasons:
Does not work 8 hours in a row
Does not answer immediately to all requests
After a short activity period, falls asleep at work
Shows no fidelity to the workplace
Retires too early
Does not work at all unless pushed from behind
Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work
Sometimes leaves work, too early
2007-06-26 03:53:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star me then- i dont know wot it is but i get a kick out of seeing gold. mmmmm
2007-06-26 04:05:51 · update #1
thats great i like it
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-06-27 21:44:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your interview technique is too hard - especially after you've seen soooo many candidates!!!! lol
2007-06-26 04:27:54 · answer #2 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love this...absolutely hilarious.
2007-06-26 03:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hm? No wonder I got promoted. Mine doesn't work that way at all.
2007-06-26 04:15:28 · answer #4 · answered by Michael N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!! A nice dig at men lol!!
2007-06-26 03:57:44 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Bettyb ♥ ™ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The penis got to hear this!!!
2007-06-26 04:42:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha........1st bit funny, 2nd bit neds 2 b WORKED on!!!!!!
2007-06-26 04:15:13 · answer #7 · answered by SIR TJM 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-06-26 04:08:04 · answer #8 · answered by vijay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet
2007-06-26 03:59:40 · answer #9 · answered by jenny 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha really funny!
2007-06-26 04:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋