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A very rich women wanted to get something for her very rich husband, the problem is that he had everything he needed,

so she searched all over the city for something to get her husband. She then found this pet shop, she went in and asked for something the most unuasly animal, he then brought out this little ball of fluff about the size of her head, he then said

this creature is called the klafooma and if you say klaffooma and an object it will imediatly rip up that object and destry it completly, ok lets have a look "kllafooma newspaper" it get up and rip and destroys the paper, 10 seconds later there is no paper

"he'll love it pack it up for me"

She goes home to give the gift to her husband, she open the box and says that this creatrure is kllafooma

"kllafooma my ar se

2007-06-26 03:49:46 · 12 answers · asked by Kemodo 344™ 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

hehehehe

2007-06-26 03:53:33 · answer #1 · answered by TW 2 · 0 0

Good, although i have heard a similar one before.

2007-06-29 10:42:50 · answer #2 · answered by tinkytylah 2 · 0 0

i would like to say that was a bum one

even though i am lmao

so two ar ses gone up in one joke
thanks

2007-06-29 09:42:23 · answer #3 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0 0

nice - def giving star

2007-06-26 12:52:24 · answer #4 · answered by BonBon 4 · 0 0

OUCH!!

hehehe

good one!

2007-06-26 11:47:52 · answer #5 · answered by *Å®åßîåñ P®îñÇꧧ ©* 4 · 0 0

hahaha. thats pretty funny. good one. i wish i had a kllafooma! that would be pretty intense . . .

2007-06-26 10:56:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ouch.....

2007-06-29 04:18:35 · answer #7 · answered by legend 3 · 0 0

good day at school?

2007-06-26 10:56:46 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha where can i get one

2007-06-28 10:14:48 · answer #9 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0 0

ouch! lol

2007-06-26 12:49:20 · answer #10 · answered by kangaroo 4 · 0 0

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