blonde joke?

Question

A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened.

"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."

"What about the other one?"

"They called back."

Answer 1

Lol thats a gud 1!

Answer 2

funny. here are some that I like:

A blonde wife wanted to surprise her husband by painting the living room. When Her husband got home he found her overheating on the floor wearing a mink and a leather coat. He asked
"What are you doing?" She replied
"I was painting the living room. the can said 'best results if you put on two coats'"

and this one:

A blonde woman went to the dentists office with her mp3 player on. She refused to take it off and was refused service. the next day she went again and took it off. she died in the dentists chair- when they listened to what was playing on her mp3 player they found that it was saying
"breath in. breath out. breath in. breath out"


~Gabrielle

Answer 3

ooooooooommmmmmmmgggggg!!!!! That is the funniest "short" blonfde joke Iv heard. star for ya

Answer 4

Very Very funny

Answer 5

you are the main suitable! (an element- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes gazing the orange juice can through fact it pronounced: "focus..." Blondie became into hypnotized. "a hundred% organic" clean, orange you? = )

Answer 6

haha yeah thats a good one

Answer 7

That was very funny

Answer 8

lol that is funny good joke!

Answer 9

i've heard that before, it's funny

Answer 10

ahahaha