Words of wisdom............ or just words!! Do you have some?

Question

Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier"

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and over fifty for Miss America ?

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.





And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Answer 1

the only reason i would kick you outta bed is to f*ck you on the floor.

to the world you may be one person but to me your the world.

sometimes i think that the only thing i'm sure about in my life is the part that has you.

Answer 2

Those are pretty good.... I got some for yah.

- God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

- Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

- Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Answer 3

Some give plenty. Some gave all! God Bless those that Serve. And protect this Nation!!

Answer 4

Keep smiling....then the world doesn't know what you're up to!

Answer 5

Keep your eyes open and your legs closed.

Answer 6

these are all so true good job!