MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well... where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm... It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
2007-06-26 03:19:53 · 17 answers · asked by Ms Medieval 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now that's hilarious a star for you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha i'm still laughing
2007-06-26 03:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA wonderful heres one for you we've been given advised the different day - a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to assert 2 words each seven years. After the 1st seven years, the elders deliver him in and ask for his 2 words. “chilly flooring,” he says. They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years bypass. they deliver about him lower back in and ask for his 2 words. He clears his throats and says, “undesirable nutrients.” They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years bypass. they deliver about him in for his 2 words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s no longer outstanding,” the elders say. “You’ve performed no longer something yet whinge because to procure here.”
2016-11-07 11:40:20 · answer #2 · answered by costoso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck, but worth a star! lol
2007-06-26 03:34:11 · answer #3 · answered by TW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeew hahahahaha star for ya hunni.
2007-06-26 03:27:16 · answer #4 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that is verrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy funny i love this section of YA!
2007-06-26 03:25:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice punchline ♥ing it
u get a star
2007-06-26 03:28:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
☺ I like
2007-06-26 03:27:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao you get another star
2007-06-26 10:06:42 · answer #8 · answered by islandgirl0521 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!! store policy i guess? lololololol
2007-06-26 05:14:13 · answer #9 · answered by pbandj 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my boyfriend says its funny!!!
and he also says: heard it along time ago..
HA HA HA :)
2007-06-26 03:27:27 · answer #10 · answered by chanty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋