Why do women live longer than men?

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Why do women live longer than men?

Because God adds them the time that they wasted on parking.

2007-06-26 03:18:47 · 5 answers · asked by in bed with Jesus 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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because we know how to satisfy ourselves which keeps us younger as most men have no idea where the "g" spot is .. hence our hearts beating stronger and keeping us healthy.. anything else is a bonus.. lol... nice question twonk ..lol

2007-06-26 05:02:45 · answer #1 · answered by tikketiboo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

To give them something to whine about after hes dead,

2007-06-26 10:21:17 · answer #2 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

because they aren't married to women

2007-06-26 10:33:07 · answer #3 · answered by nothing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

You rock, Dustin!

2007-06-26 11:20:26 · answer #4 · answered by pitsargenaf 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋

lmao

2007-06-26 10:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋