Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments then asked...
"How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts!"
2007-06-26 03:10:44 · 5 answers · asked by Kev 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha.
2007-06-26 03:14:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
Pretty good!
2007-06-26 10:23:36 · answer #2 · answered by Christian T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't funny and ewww why do you people think of nasty jokes why not funny and clean jokes instead of talking about $3x and testicals and groins and p3n1s and virgias and other stuff that is bad.
2007-06-26 10:19:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
hahahahhaha
2007-06-26 10:31:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! very funny
2007-06-30 08:47:57 · answer #5 · answered by Smarter than the average bear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋