How about this one? "What do you call a murderer who tells a joke and then gets executed?"
Answer: "Dead."
HAHAHAHA!
2007-06-26 02:30:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK, how about this one?
"What did the killer say right before he was lethally injected?"
Ans: "Hey, quit needling me."
2007-06-26 02:40:54 · update #1
Te HE
2007-06-26 02:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
pun jokes eg.how's it hanging-say thats shocking.
2007-06-26 02:35:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u think theres such thing has a rubber neck? or, hold my hand... :)
2007-06-26 02:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
ba da bing...........
2007-06-26 02:55:11 · answer #4 · answered by sparky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no offense, but that wasn't funny.
2007-06-26 02:33:51 · answer #5 · answered by Peppermint Candies 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha!
2007-06-26 02:50:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"thanks, folks, you've been a great audience, I'll be here all week....ooops....I guess I won't. "
2007-06-26 02:33:31 · answer #7 · answered by wizjp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋