So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me two single whiskies"
"Sure" the bartender replies, "do you want them both now or one at a time?"
"Oh, both now" replies the guy, "one's for me and one's for my little friend here" and with that the guy pulls a three inch tall leprechaun out of his shirt pocket.
The Bartender looked at the little man in amazement and asked, "Can he drink?"
"Sure" replied the guy and with that the three-inch tall man supped back his whiskey.
"That's amazing" replied the bartender, "what else can he do? Can he walk?"
With that the guy flips a coin down to the other end of the bar and asks the little fella to get it. Sure enough, he runs down the bar and retrieves the coin, picks it up and jogs back to the guy.
"That really is amazing" replied the bartender, "Can he talk?"
"Of course" says the guy, "Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you called that witch-doctor a w @ nker..."
2007-06-26 01:30:26 · 20 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, funny. I gave u a star, but I shouldn't have. I hate star beggars. _
2007-06-26 01:46:12 · answer #1 · answered by Joka B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
being cheeky to the right person is a good thing but being cheeky to the wrong person is not. I'm cheeky but I have learned who I can be cheeky to
2016-05-20 23:31:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do the Irish call a Pound the punt, because it rhyme's with bankmanager
2007-06-26 02:21:52 · answer #3 · answered by KIPMARTIN-Music the man himself 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA!!! poor Jim! don't mess with the powers of the voodoo!
2007-06-26 02:20:26 · answer #4 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
Still laughing ha ha.!!!
Don't tease the witch-doctor.!!!
ha ha ha.
2007-06-26 01:44:11 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good, I'm going to share this one!
2007-06-26 02:35:28 · answer #6 · answered by Ryan 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha serves him right. I put a spell on you.
2007-06-26 11:49:54 · answer #7 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-06-26 01:59:26 · answer #8 · answered by Bronwen S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*ouch* so jim's stuck up as a leprachaun....heeheehee
2007-06-26 02:05:54 · answer #9 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
still smiling you have star power
2007-06-26 01:59:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋