A very handsome and confident man walked in to a bar,and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman,he gives he a quick glance, and looks at his watch...
The woman noticed and said " Is your date running late"
No! he replies, I've just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it"
The woman asks "Why is the watch so special"?
"It uses alpha waves and telepathically talks to me" says the man.
"We'll whats it telling you now? she asks
"Well its says your wearing no panties? the man replied.
The woman giggles and say" It must be broken as I am wearing panties?
The man tap's the face of the watch and explains " Damn thing must be an hour fast"......"
2007-06-26 01:16:41 · 12 answers · asked by Sparky 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just tried it on a colleague - I've been sent home pending an investigation!
2007-06-26 01:23:28 · answer #1 · answered by brit_plod 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like he has a situation yet I wouldnt throw interior the towel in simple terms yet. My hubby is prepared approximately porn and after 7 years i think that i'm bored stiff to. i could attempt to talk to him flippantly and ask him precisely what he gets out of it. It probable stems from some juvenile myth and has no longer something to do with no longer being satisfied with you. in keeping with danger he could such as you to talk grimy to him in mattress? or go away him prvocative messages on his telephone? I definitely have been with my hubby considering i became 17 and that i be attentive to that we the two have our own little innocuous fantasies. tell him that's a high priced habit of his and additionally you're able to need to alter the 900 numbers and be his genuine lifestyles telephone intercourse operator. supply it try, a minimum of a final sew attempt before you call it quits.
2016-10-18 22:33:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah. it's a real funny joke. i think i've heard it before though. it definitely beats 'it's my friend's 21st birthday and he hasnt had a first kiss. will you be the one to give him his first kiss?' - this is the line that was used on me while at the pub.
2007-06-26 01:27:04 · answer #3 · answered by kristyb872001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o geez that was a good one im giggiling like a 10 year old girl
2007-06-26 01:22:43 · answer #4 · answered by Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one on here in a very long time!!!!!!!! 10/10! LOL
Star from me x
2007-06-26 01:28:56 · answer #5 · answered by **Missy** 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! That's good.
2007-06-26 01:49:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it, think i've heard it before, not too sure though.lol
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2007-06-26 01:19:29 · answer #7 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol v cheeky got any more
2007-06-28 00:37:09 · answer #8 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Oldy, but goody!
2007-06-26 01:19:16 · answer #9 · answered by nagaqueen13 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Freakn Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-26 01:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by DeliciousOne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋