"Forgive me father for I have sinned"
"What was the nature of your sin?"
"I called a man a B-stard Father"
"Why on earth would you do that?"
"Because he took my clothes off Father"
"Come outside of the confession box" says the priest
"you mean like this" says the priest as he removes the womans clothes
"Yes Father"
"well thats no reason to call a man a B-stard"
"But then he laid me down on the ground"
"What like this" said the priest as he laid her down
"Yes Father"
"Thats no reason to call a man a B-stard" said the priest
"No father, but then he had sexual intercourse with me"
"You mean like this" said the priest as he slid his manhood into her
"Yes father"
"Thats no reason to call a man a B-stard"
"No father, but then he told me he had Aids"
"You B-stard!" said the priest
2007-06-26 00:51:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bunny - lighten up a little, it's supposed to be a humorous forum.
2007-06-26 01:01:08 · update #1
i love it, its great.
star
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2007-06-26 01:15:46 · answer #1 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As incorrect as i think the regulation is approximately animals being sources, legally they are. You gave him properly over 30 days to declare his sources, and he refused to realize this. Morally he abandoned the cat, and made no tries when you informed him to return and get the cat to make certain that they cat became secure, and being cared for. You had no criminal accountability to maintain the cat at first, and he located you into an ungainly difficulty. as lengthy as you ensured the cat went to a stable living house, and it became the terrific difficulty you need to get for the cat, i think you probably did the properly suited element, in spite of the undeniable fact that I think of it will make for some uncomfortable silences later once you work together with your son and his spouse.
2016-10-18 22:31:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was as good as the alter boy joke try this.
a priest is getting ready to go on a fishing trip and has a seminary student fill in the confessions for him. so he gives the student a list of sins and repentance so it would make it easier for him. the next day he goes into the confessional and a hooker comes in and says" bless me father for i have sinned" the student says well my child what have you done to commit a sin. she replys i gave a coustomer a b. j.. well he looks on the list couldn't find it, so he says one moment. he opens the door and sees an alter boy and rushes over to him. hey alter boy what does father jon give for blow jobs, alter boy replies two twinkies and a blow pop...
2007-06-26 01:17:12 · answer #3 · answered by prince charming 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny,
2007-06-26 00:55:12 · answer #4 · answered by susan h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard much better ones
2007-06-26 01:08:42 · answer #5 · answered by Mark N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah lighten up bunny, its funny..
2007-06-26 01:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is so good everyone in the office is looking at me lol
2007-06-26 01:01:39 · answer #7 · answered by Rev_Blue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-26 02:31:03 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he what is the question but it certainly made my morning
2007-06-26 00:56:13 · answer #9 · answered by soundfamiliar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most excellent lol etc
2007-06-26 00:55:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahh very very funny.
didn't see it comin.
2007-06-26 01:13:44 · answer #11 · answered by Dark Crystel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋