What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last Name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Heck, you can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal you never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is not only appreciated by your friends, but practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
2007-06-26 00:37:53 · 17 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.!
2007-06-26 00:40:13 · update #1
Okay....so maybe (big MAYBE) they are happier...lol...thanks for sharing.
2007-06-26 14:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why Women are Happier:
Just a start:
No need to carry heavy stuff.
If it’s you or the guy at the next corner, the cab stops for you. Dead mouse; not your job.
Your bicycle is carried up from the basement.
The garbage takes itself out.
Bat your eyes, no speeding ticket.
You have a built-in jar-opener.
Dinner is paid for on dates.
And, perhaps most important, when home alone, you know how to make something for dinner other than a bowl of cereal.
2007-06-26 08:14:42 · answer #2 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
you can get stuff done in a hurry because you don't care about it... all I get in Chistmas from my boy classmates are cheap stuff, you men only care for people you love! you hurt us women so much! HUHUHUHUHU
2007-06-26 07:44:15 · answer #3 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that makes being a guy sound pretty sweet.
2007-06-26 08:30:49 · answer #4 · answered by jimapalooza 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes. this is why we are happier. but it is because of the torturous good looks women have and the agony you put us through why it is this way.
2007-06-26 07:45:42 · answer #5 · answered by HoboJones 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.'
Yeah, but you get people sizing up your package!
2007-06-26 07:41:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and we can wear mis-matched socks.
2007-06-26 07:54:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
everu women would now love to be man
2007-06-26 07:48:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You forgot no periods
2007-06-26 07:59:53 · answer #9 · answered by Blue Rain 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah. so god damned true. I hate men.
2007-06-26 08:24:33 · answer #10 · answered by Dark Crystel 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋