Fuel Crisis
A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of petrol."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.
Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank.
After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car-started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my petrol tank"?
The bee answered, "BP."
2007-06-25 21:40:46 · 13 answers · asked by HomerJay 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
interesting how you made that homer simpson thingy (_8(|)
2007-06-25 22:04:38 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one - about 5 years too late to be topical but still funny
2007-06-25 21:50:07 · answer #2 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-06-25 21:57:19 · answer #3 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HahHahHHHHAHhahHAHHhahH....HAHhahHhhhahHAHHhHhaHhhAHhAHAHAHhAHAHHAHHAHAahahHahahHahahHhahHHaHHAHAHahhHhahahHahhahhaHahhAhhahahHha... soo funnyyy nvr noticed BP = pee of bee!! HAHahahhahaAhahHAh...
2007-06-25 21:56:30 · answer #4 · answered by louis o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Bee Pee
2007-06-25 21:43:08 · answer #5 · answered by Elizabeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolzzzzz man
2007-06-25 21:52:14 · answer #6 · answered by Sigmund 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one! so funny hehehe
2007-06-25 21:44:38 · answer #7 · answered by ♠♥Mi$$vỜnDutch♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that was funny
2007-06-25 21:53:15 · answer #8 · answered by ღஜRori deღஜ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever & funny..
2007-06-25 22:40:41 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke was piss poor
2007-06-25 21:57:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋