Scouse vasectomy?

Question

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was
enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't
strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him
that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it,
put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in
the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the
doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which
point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Middlesbrough,
parts of Bradford and anywhere in Wales.

Answer 1

Excellent one Loki.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny ha ha ha.!!!

Answer 2

L O L 9/10 x

Answer 3

Pretty funny....

I heard an older version, where the man could not afford a vasectomy. The “beer can” solution was cheaper.

Answer 4

good 1

Answer 5

Hahahahaahaahaahaa!!! Thats very funny!! Gotta give you a star for that!! Lol!!

Answer 6

I think its a wonderful Joke .
How about
''The newlyweds book of fudge packing ''

Answer 7

Keep em coming!

Answer 8

Very good LOLx

Answer 9

Hav a star !!

Answer 10

Good one!!!