A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked,
"Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police
ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out
from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you
enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you
have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little hi gher,
you would have seen a great pair of balls....
I don't want to go to Iraq either."
2007-06-25 21:12:38 · 25 answers · asked by vanessa 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star if funny
2007-06-25 21:12:54 · update #1
Holy Freakin' $h!t! That was a Blast! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Your jokes are lovely Honey!!!
2007-06-26 21:48:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?" The sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel." The captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain's quarters. The captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town
2007-06-25 21:22:50 · answer #2 · answered by khan sb. 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 03:50:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha lol!!! Not many nuns about these days, especially wearing the habit. Maybe they're using patches instead!
2007-06-30 21:05:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny another soldier hiding,lol.
2007-06-29 15:57:25 · answer #5 · answered by Brandon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great ending!
But do nuns really let guys under their skirts, exposing exerting?
2007-06-25 21:20:07 · answer #6 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One:]
That deserves a star
2007-06-27 03:25:24 · answer #7 · answered by Cyndyrelli12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-06-26 09:03:24 · answer #8 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! Good job he didn't hang around under the habit !
2007-06-28 11:05:22 · answer #9 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe Lol
Love It
2007-06-25 21:16:20 · answer #10 · answered by x X x Holz x X x 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good!! Have a star on me!
2007-06-30 01:41:40 · answer #11 · answered by Smarter than the average bear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋