Make sure you cover the envelope in heart and bunny stickers, and send it in a pink envelope, the Drill Sgt's love that kind of stuff.
J/K, tell him or her how you feel and what you have been doing. Try to avoid the sad and depressing stuff, that can be really distracting.
2007-06-26 06:23:18
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answered by Red Sox '07 4
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Relative to the standards the Army is willing to accept I would write:
"Well I reckon you be running in them swamps bout now, I hope ya don't be trying to be hurt now you har me. Anee way ol' jackson down at the jackson farm be causin a ruckkss these days but what can ya do! Aneee wayy huney I jost hop you be safe and thinking about me"
Relative to the standards the Marines are willing to accept I would write:
"uhhaahhh blahhhhh (drools) barrrrr effffffff (drools) aaaaarrrrrrrrrr uhhhhhhhh huhhhhhhhhhhhh huuuuuuuu (crosses eyes while drooling)"
Relative to the standards the Navy is willing to accept I would write:
(runs to nearest Zoo > locates a chimpanzee > hands over the keyboard > chimpanzee breaks keyboard on his head)
This is funny... but sad.
2007-06-26 04:30:41
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answered by Anonymous
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Be careful what you send them if they are in training. They can get a lot of crap from stuff they receive through the mail. Keep it clean, and try to avoid sending him stuff like... oh say a stuff toy (really bad idea)...
2007-06-28 04:01:53
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answered by Zabe 3
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There is nothing "cute" about Army training.
2007-06-26 04:15:06
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answered by Anonymous
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Don't know what you can write, but mail it in a pink envelope, with triangle stickers, soaked in "Brute" for men. With the name Evan on the return address.
2007-06-26 04:19:14
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answered by Jon 4
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I don't what to say, exactly, but just be honest and loving. Tell him you're thinking about him and tell him why and what you're thinking about. Tell him about everything that's going on at home while he's away. Send pics. God Bless you both.
2007-06-26 04:11:37
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answered by ravenna_wing1 4
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' i love ur very much. when are u gonna come home?plz run away and dont hesitate to surrendur if u have to. JUST DONT GET URSELF KILLED I LOVE U VERY VERY MUCH!!"
2007-06-26 05:39:29
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answered by Bassman 5
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