I looked up in the sky today and saw a bunch of white soggy things hanging there. Does this mean THE LORD is coming?
2007-06-25 18:31:22 · 18 answers · asked by hairypotto 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Which Lord would that be? Unfortuantely, it won't be Screaming Lord Sutch, founder of the Raving Monster Loony Party, as he died just a few years back. I guess it could be Lord Coe, mastermind of the 2012 Olympics, that's not too far in the future.
A previous poster says only the father knows. Very few Lords have a living father, since they inherit the title when the father dies, so this is getting very complicated.
I've scoured Burke's Peerage (without success) in the hope of finding a Lord Father, which might help solve this problem.
Of course, St. Tony Blair could be made a Lord now he's giving up being PM, but that would mean he'd have to resign his seat in the House of Commons.
2007-06-25 21:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by Namlevram 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lay off the crackpipe! it was just a bunch of birds flying and tryin to poop on ur head!
I thikn the Lord would get here in a diff way! not by being some soggy white thing
2007-06-25 18:35:42 · answer #2 · answered by woohooo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and I looked down on toilet today and saw a bunch of brownish soggy things floating there. Does this mean the Landord is coming?
2007-06-25 18:37:35 · answer #3 · answered by Enigman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get an umbrella The white soggy things are sheep and they make a terrible mess while flying overhead..
As for a deity coming don't hold you breath it makes you pass out and drop your umbrella..
2007-06-25 18:35:05 · answer #4 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol clouds you mean? If clouds were a sign of the Lords coming the end of the world would have been eons ago.
No one knows the day when the Lord will come. He will come like a theif in the night.
2007-06-25 18:34:25 · answer #5 · answered by silver wings 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is already enthroned in Kingdom power.
He has been since 1914.
The prophecy is from Daniel 2;44 and 9;25
the word to rebuild Jerusalem was given in 607 B.C.E.
2,520 years from early October of 607 B.C.E. brings us to early October of 1914 C.E., as shown on the chart.
CALCULATING THE “SEVEN TIMES”
“Seven times” = 7 X 360 = 2,520 years
A Biblical “time,” or year = 12 X 30 days = 360. (Rev. How, then, is the time calculated down to 1914? Counting 11:2, 3; 12:6, 14)
In the fulfillment of the “seven times” each day equals one year. (Ezek. 4:6; Num. 14:34)
Early October, 607 B.C.E., to December 31, 607 B.C.E.= 1/4 year
January 1, 606 B.C.E., to December 31, 1 B.C.E. = 606 years
January 1, 1 C.E., to December 31, 1913 = 1,913 years
January 1, 1914, to early October, 1914 = 3/4 year
Total: 2,520 years
2007-06-25 18:49:16 · answer #6 · answered by pugjw9896 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ewwww... Those white soggy things hanging there likely means the Lord has already come!
2007-06-25 18:33:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Who knows
2007-06-25 18:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by JimBob from 'Bama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i means you lack imagination.........i dont see "white soggy things"....i can actually make out images within them!!!!
2007-06-25 18:34:01 · answer #9 · answered by amecake83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It means rain is coming.
2007-06-25 18:33:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋