2007-06-25 16:53:08 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The only true answer is
YES
They edited the bible to leave out the part where Chuck Norris round house kicks Jesus on Easter.
2007-06-25 16:57:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why don't you ask Chuck Norris that question? He will tell you that Jesus Christ is the way, the truth and the life.
Chuck has been a Born again Christian since June 13, 1994.
2007-06-25 17:53:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth and the Life. Nobody comes to the Father, but through Him. If you want to try getting to Heaven via Chuck Norris, go right ahead. It's your soul. Have at it.
2007-06-25 17:04:58 · answer #3 · answered by Chimichanga to go please!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Chuck is not. But fortunately for Chuck he knows who is. Chuck is a born again believer in Jesus Christ. God bless Chuck Norris and all who know Jesus is the way,the truth and the life. Cap'n Arlo
2007-06-25 17:04:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is indeed the way, the truth, and the life; but the life of Chuck is unattainable for any of us lesser individuals.
2007-06-25 16:58:46 · answer #5 · answered by dirtymartini 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, Of Course Not, and that remark (according to God) Is an Abomination to Our Heavenly Father. I Don't think Chuck Norris would appreciate either. He Is A Born-again Child Of God. Beautiful Christian Man. + + +
2007-06-25 17:01:08 · answer #6 · answered by minnetta c 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light
2007-06-25 16:59:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Holy Trinity:
The Father-Bruce Lee
The Son-Chuck Norris
The Holy Ghost-Jet Li
2007-06-25 16:56:17 · answer #8 · answered by eau de pissalms n 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Ummm... now that would be Chuck, with a CAPTIAL "C" and Norris with a CAPITAL "N"... as it is a Proper Noun.
Now... **POOF** ... onto a SERIOUS question.
2007-06-25 17:27:24 · answer #9 · answered by wyomugs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris went to the virgin islands...
now they're just called 'the islands'
2007-06-25 17:04:43 · answer #10 · answered by Lachesis 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋