A guy stuck his head into the door of a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours."
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About three hours.”
The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor and follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bill looked up, tears in his eyes...
2007-06-25 16:30:19 · 21 answers · asked by dont_know_4_sure 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YOUR HOUSE!!!
2007-06-25 16:30:46 · update #1
Now thats the best one i heard all week !
you deserve 5 stars for that one !
2007-07-03 07:08:16 · answer #1 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find that coupling to be rare. Most white guys from the suburbs trying to be "hood" are young, teenage boys or in their early twenties at the most. When I do see a white man with a black girl, he's usually not like that and he usually chooses a classy black girl who has a lot going for her; however, the ones that you think act ghetto may have lived in the hood before they came to live in the suburbs or they might hang out with people that act this way.
2016-04-01 04:38:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that has to be one of the funniest jokes I have heard in a while! Ha Ha Ha
2007-07-03 09:04:51 · answer #3 · answered by Hippiechick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O snap I like dat one I swear I did not know that was coming haha lol
2007-06-25 17:09:56 · answer #4 · answered by Ablebaby 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha lmao, very funny, along with the other one with the mom cheating, where'd you get this, hilarious
2007-07-02 02:30:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny man good job thanx for sharing it with us all
2007-07-03 14:54:58 · answer #6 · answered by dug c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really really funny!!! lol wered u get that? thats the first joke ive heard in while thats not so OVERUSED. so good job!!!
2007-06-25 16:42:03 · answer #7 · answered by agalicktourq 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-07-03 08:38:35 · answer #8 · answered by patriciaannbee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And that's why you got a star. LOL
2007-07-02 03:14:52 · answer #9 · answered by CNJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice u really made me laugh frm where did u get tht???
2007-07-03 09:33:15 · answer #10 · answered by Romaisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋