quotes. Anyone .. Willing to give best quote best answer!?

Question

Okay I need alot of good quotes. to say. Im running out. Please help! = ] thanks

Maybe quotes about love and life? things that happen?

Answer 1

I have a few.
"blessed are those who laugh at themselves for they will never cease to be amused"
" just when the Caterpillar thought the world was over he became a butterfly"
"i have to live with myself and so, i want to be fit for myself to know, i want to be able as days go by always to look myself straight in the eye"

Answer 2

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

-Robert A. Heinlein

"The most thoroughly and relentlessly Damned, banned, excluded, condemned, forbidden, ostracized, ignored, suppressed, repressed, robbed, brutalized and defamed of all Damned Things is the individual human being. The social engineers, statistician, psychologist, sociologists, market researchers, landlords, bureaucrats, captains of industry, bankers, governors, commissars, kings and presidents are perpetually forcing this Damned Thing into carefully prepared blueprints and perpetually irritated that the Damned Thing will not fit into the slot assigned it. The theologians call it a sinner and try to reform it. The governor calls it a criminal and tries to punish it. the psychologist calls it a neurotic and tries to cure it. Still, the Damned Thing will not fit into their slots.

- Hagbard Celine

Answer 3

"When your mind becomes obsessed with anything, you will filter everything else out and 'find' the thing everywhere."
- Pi (the movie)

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality."
- George Bernard Shaw

"Remember that the burden of proof is on the person alleging the existence of something. If someone tells me that the Easter Bunny is hiding in somebody's clothes closet somewhere in North America, there is no need for me to search every closet on the continent. The person making the claim has to produce the rabbit or stop wasting my time."
- Frank Zindler

" 'Love All' only works in tennis." - Anonymous

"What I look for in a woman is what most guys look for in a woman, and what most women look for in a guy: somebody I want to be with, somebody who's fun, intelligent, attractive. Somebody who won't be hard to spend time with. All that other stuff is just details."
- Dennis Miller

Answer 4

I gave you a link to one of the best quotes I have ever seen.

Answer 5

"Nothing is troublesome that we do so willingly." ~ Thomas Jefferson

“Build, therefore, your own world. As fast as you conform your life to the pure idea in your mind, that will unfold its great proportions. A correspondent revolution in things will attend the influx of the spirit.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, then to be crowded on a velvet cushion." -Henry David Thoreau

Answer 6

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

and

I think a lot of people look at me and say that I'm weird. But what I've noticed - and this used to worry me a lot when I was little - is that I don't know one normal person. I've never met one, actually. We all have our special, odd little things, and we should be proud of that.

Answer 7

"Fear exists to warn us of danger, not to make us afraid of it." Connor MacLeod, "Highlander: the Series."

"Live deliberately!" Yngona Desmond, spaekona.

"The world is good. Prosperity is good. Life is good, and we should live it with joy and enthusiasm.

We are free to shape our lives to the extent allowed by our skill, courage, and might. There is no predestination, no fatalism, no limitations imposed by the will of any external deity.

We do not need salvation. All we need is the freedom to face our destiny with courage and honor." Drighten McNallen, Asatru Folk Assembly.

"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid." John Wayne, "Sands of Iwo Jima."

"Fat, lazy, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Dean Wormer, "Animal House."

Answer 8

Amy Bloom:
Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

Answer 9

Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear.
Thomas Jefferson

"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the same sense and to the same extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."

H. L. Mencken

"Why should I allow that same God to tell me how to raise my kids, who had to drown His own?"

Robert Green Ingersoll


"It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand."

Mark Twain

Answer 10

"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
...W. C. Fields

"Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same."
...Oscar Wilde

"Hands that help are far better then lips that pray."
...Robert G. Ingersoll

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be draped in a flag and carrying a cross."
...Sinclair Lewis