give us a quote that inspires you or makes you laff so hard your belly hurts.....
2007-06-25 14:58:48 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
dear Kerilyn: who is Chris Benoit?
2007-06-25 15:05:13 · update #1
I was inspired by: "I would rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." Funny bone not working right now so I will leave it like this.
2007-06-25 18:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The one from Billy Madison-- when he is on stage speaking in a debate, and the person who is judging says something like "that made absolutlely no sense....everyone in this room is now dumber after having heard that- I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul"
( I did not say it word for word, so it is funnier said the right way)
Also there are several lines from Zoolander I have laughed hysterically at- and there is an SNL skit I recently saw with this clean sketch but I cannot quote it sorry--- you just have to see that one.
2007-06-26 13:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by Mandolyn Monkey Munch 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one makes me smile :p
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
~Woody Allen
A couple of my favorite inspirational quotes
"All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him."
~Buddha
“Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself”.
~Zen Proverb
2007-06-25 22:10:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
"Religion is a racket and a snare."
-Charles Taze Russel
Rev 21:4
"4Â And he will wipe out every tear from their eyes, and death will be no more, neither will mourning nor outcry nor pain be anymore. The former things have passed away.”"
2007-06-25 22:11:16 · answer #4 · answered by imtori 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No matter how successful you are in life, the people who ride their bikes with their little sack of lunch and their one water bottle to work , those are the REAL workers in life.
---Rebeca Wise
2007-06-26 11:26:23 · answer #5 · answered by Itachi-Sama Luuuuver...!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kerilyn - that sucks, doesn't it... :(
I like "He's the King Nut on the KooKoo Tree". That always makes me laugh.
Or this, from Family Guy - "Brian, look, my Alphabits are spelling out a message - OOOOOOO"
"Peter, those are Cheerios."
2007-06-25 22:05:36 · answer #6 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Darwin said 'In order to prove Evolution, which is the number one alternative to god, you've got to prove transitional forms. And all through the fossil record and life we don't find one of these.....a CROCODUCK."
- Brilliant Theologian and Scientist Kirk Cameron (AKA Mike Seaver)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LNTGmoTb8sw
2007-06-25 22:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This isn't a quote but it's an article that always makes me laugh when I read it, I'll put it in my sources so you can read it if you want to.
Here is a quote though since you asked. :]
It is by Kurt Vonnegut. (1922-2007) US Novelist.
"Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
2007-06-25 22:22:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Sticks and stones may break my bones,but a tire iron defintately will".
"There are none so blind,as those who will not see"
"A turtle never gets anywhere,if he doesn't stick his head out"
"He that sprinkles on the seat,can not sit down to take a sheet"
Two are mine....two are legit. LOL
The good Dr. is in the house ((( G)))
2007-06-25 22:04:44 · answer #9 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mine is inspirational to me.
"I am a citizen of the world" Diogenes
2007-06-25 22:08:26 · answer #10 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋