A Rabbi, a Priest and a Giraffe walked into a pub in North Sussex UK. Immediately the rabbi notices Newcastle on draught and begins to salivate. The priest took notice of some young girls sitting at the bar quitely chatting and so he began to salivate. The giraffe feeling out of place in a bar and not in Africa or at a zoo or something makes a b-line straight for the bartender and asks for a beer, any beer. The bartender says "Ok, do you want a longneck?" And the giraffe says "You mean I have a choice?"
2007-06-25 14:30:25 · 5 answers · asked by Silly Steve 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its ok
2007-06-25 14:37:44 · answer #1 · answered by KeepingTheFaith♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The giraffe part is OK, but what are the rabbi and the priest for? It's funnier without them:
A giraffe walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a beer.
The bartender asks, "Do you want a long-neck?"
The giraffe says, "You mean I have a choice?"
2007-06-25 22:01:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That was a great one. Not amazing, but I did enjoy reading it!
2007-06-25 21:39:30 · answer #3 · answered by Happy. Finally. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2007-06-25 21:35:34 · answer #4 · answered by chaluppa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its okay, But scince I am nice I will star you.
But please vote me the best answer...
2007-06-25 21:34:43 · answer #5 · answered by The Boredest One 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋