2007-06-25 13:56:07 · 11 answers · asked by 653157 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"What gender is a computer?"
A class was divided into 2 groups to argue for both genders. One group decided it shud be female coz:
- No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
- Even the smallest mistakes are stored in its long term memory for possible later retrieval.
- As soon as u make a committment to one, u find spending half of ur salary on accessories for it.
The other group decided it shud be male coz:
- In order to do anything with them u have to turn them on.
- They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
- They are supposed to help u solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
- As soon as u commit to one, u realize that if u had waited a little longer, u could have gotten a better model
2007-06-25 14:02:12 · answer #1 · answered by K.P. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
how many EMO kids does it take to screw in a light bulb
4 , 1 to screw it in and 3 to write a song about how much they miss the old one
or
OK there's 3 blonds and 1 green haired women
a guy ask the first blonde's hey why is you hair blond she said because im beautiful, he ask the second blond why is your hair blonde she said because im beautifull , then he ask the 3rd blond hey why is your hair blonde because im beautiful
then he ask the person with green haired women hey why is your hair green she said i dont know then she wiped her nose with her hand and scratched her head.... lol
2007-06-25 21:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by Marie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, there are many people who know new funny jokes.
2007-06-25 20:58:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two muffins are in an oven. One of them says to the other "whew, it sure is hot in here!"
And the other one goes, "Holy $hit!! A talking muffin!"
2007-06-25 20:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
whats the difference between a boy cookie and a girl cookie?
the boy is the one with nuts!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H HA HA HA HA HA!!! HAAAA!! sorry that was the cheesyest joke in the universe.
2007-06-25 21:00:16 · answer #5 · answered by :Dchatterbox98:D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I don't I just like reading other people's answers!
2007-06-25 23:24:29 · answer #6 · answered by ♥berry♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yah like yo momma is poor that she was kicking a can around we asked her what she was doind and she said "i am moving my house"! LOL
2007-06-25 21:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by Baby D 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeahh its pretty lame.
u need to kno labels and styles and whatnot to get it though.
here it is.
Why was the hardcore kid wearing Camoflauge?
Bcuz he didn't wanna be scene.
2007-06-25 20:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by meezy, baby 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A guy looks at this girl and the girl asks "why are youlooking at my sister?" haha! get it...they're conjoined at the waist! lol
2007-06-25 20:59:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
why was the skeleton afraid to cross the street?
he didn't have the guts.
2007-06-25 20:59:42 · answer #10 · answered by WHOISTHEPUPPETMASTER? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋