I'm looking to buy a stairway to Heaven. How much is it going to cost me?

Question

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The correct answer is "Dear lady, can't you hear the wind blow, and did you know? Your stairway lies on the whispering wind."

But I'll accept any answers making references to the almighty Zep as well. :D

Answer 1

It will cost you one dream, and it won't be a stairway, it will be a ladder.

Genesis 28:10 And Jacob continued on his way out from Be´er-she´ba and kept going to Ha´ran. 11 In time he came across a place and set about spending the night there because the sun had set. So he took one of the stones of the place and set it as his head supporter and lay down in that place. 12 And he began to dream, and, look! there was a ladder stationed upon the earth and its top reaching up to the heavens; and, look! there were God’s angels ascending and descending on it.

Answer 2

I got one I'll give you for free.

Believe in YHWH.

OH that Stairway... Heh my bad.

Theres a lady whos sure
All that glitters is gold
And shes buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and shes buying a stairway to heaven.

Theres a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook
Theres a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

Theres a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And its whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If theres a bustle in your hedgerow
Dont be alarmed now,
Its just a spring clean for the may queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
Theres still time to change the road youre on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it wont go
In case you dont know,
The pipers calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How evrything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And shes buying a stairway to heaven.

Answer 3

A stair way to Heaven will cost you so little,But are you willing to really purchase this stair way it will require a lot of heart. The best and most beautiful things cannot be seen or touched it must be felt with the heart, are you ready to Praise,Seek,Worship,Trust,and Thank our God for all of your Happy,Difficult,Quite and Painful Moments no matter what situation? Can you really give all of yourself to Jesus and ask him to forgive you of your sins? If you have this much Love for Jesus then you are ready to purchase the Stair Way to Heaven. Your Receipt will be stamped Paid in Full for your love of Jesus,Plus you will be given a Credit for early payment and receive eternal life with your purchase . Jesus Loves You!!!!

Answer 4

I'll trade you my stairway for a tangerine flavored hotdog. But don't use it in the rain, fool.

Answer 5

Well I can't say for sure. I know this much. Falwell sure lived good. Do you think the hate he preached to his hate filled followers got that stairway for giving him a incredibly rich lifestyle?

Answer 6

The rings of smoke through the trees

Answer 7

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
It's just a sprinkling for the may queen.

Answer 8

sometimes r wants and needs r not worth the effort

Answer 9

the cost is free. salvation is offered through Jesus for everyone.

Answer 10

It's completely free. Ask and it is given (but you have to be open to receive it).