A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his side profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up
with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third bl
2007-06-25 13:32:25 · 20 answers · asked by maroon5fan328 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
onde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds"... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does
in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?
"That's easy," the blonde replied.
"He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.
2007-06-25 13:32:52 · update #1
lol i love this joke
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2007-06-25 13:38:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!! That's so funny!! 10/10! A star for you!
2007-06-25 13:36:35 · answer #2 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love blond jokes! Lawyer jokes are good too!
How's this one:
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving, who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, Your Honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to thirty days."
2007-06-25 15:59:14 · answer #3 · answered by JessicaRabbit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious. Poor officer.
2007-06-25 13:50:25 · answer #4 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao. Effin dumbasses.
2016-05-20 02:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol......thats so funny I'll pass it on to my co-workers.
By the way a star for you.
2007-06-26 05:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by Me, Myself & I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was really good 9/10 and here is a star!!
2007-06-25 13:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny!
lol!
I'll give you a star!
2007-06-25 18:01:03 · answer #8 · answered by Emily V. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarous. got to give you a star on that one. And make some more.
2007-06-25 14:26:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i totally love it. 10/10. and a STAR!
2007-06-25 14:59:55 · answer #10 · answered by Sydney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋