There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?'
The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only *** I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop."
The guy rides his *** for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call the wieners."
Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener whille I scratch my ***?"
2007-06-25 13:01:28 · 10 answers · asked by sweetxoblivion 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haven't heard this one before. Ha,ha,etc,.
2007-06-25 13:14:30 · answer #1 · answered by butch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 21:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by manjeet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-25 14:01:00 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-25 13:36:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-25 13:05:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No comment.
2007-06-25 13:32:15 · answer #6 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awsome
lol
2007-06-25 13:17:46 · answer #7 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahha thats funny thanks for the 2 points
2007-06-25 13:35:18 · answer #8 · answered by brenda_lilb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. goood one!!!
2007-06-25 13:11:31 · answer #9 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol niice...
2007-06-25 13:53:01 · answer #10 · answered by .lovely. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋