I'm thinking of launching a terrorist attack. Could I use a dog surgically packed with remote control TNT?

Question

It would be a case of a dalmation in 101 bits.

Jason: Not in my country it isn't (UK)

user: "Caution", I have my eyes open - that is why I did not CHOOSE to join the army. Everyone else in the army did choose to do so. So if they want to get themselves killed in a war that few people believed in, then that is up to them.

Sorry Joe: I'd never use you for my attacks - you're too good looking, cool dog.

Aint that rich, and shelly: you've got no sense of humour.

Answer 1

Use yourself. Why waste a perfectly good dog????

Answer 2

Only in America would the threat of a terrorist attack be considered humorous. Deep down, you're happy our soldiers are dying so that little threat you made is not a real danger every time you walk out your door each day. I am one of those that chose to join. I don't deny that if I die, it is a result of my choice, but at least I will have lived for something greater than myself. You on the other hand...

I hope you open your eyes before you die. Contrary to what you may think, unless you have traveled the world (which I highly doubt you have), you have no idea what the world is like. You think your CNN and FOX tell you the truth? You think the rest of the world is like your little hometown? You think that's air you're breathing now... You have no idea how sheltered/blind you are.

Answer 3

it is particularly far fetched yet I certainly have a feeling something frightening could ensue. there's a good undercurrent of anger development between the two events that may purely convey approximately something disastrous i'm afraid. merely examining each and each of the Q&A's in this classification is information of a few severe hate...extremely from the Obama area. i don't techniques listening to comments yet a number of them are merely ignorant.

Answer 4

For this to be a question of a sense of humour it would actually have to be funny......which it isn't unfortunately.

Never mind the school holidays are coming up soon and you can spend some time reading Viz to get some inspiration.

Answer 5

Woowee! there seems to be quite a bit of controversy
over this little question, personally it gave me a giggle, and a lot of people need to lighten up me thinks, and to the asker of this question, you really have to listen to a song called "A Dog! A Panic In A Pagoda" on album called "Welcome to the Palindrome" by Osymyso, it will give you your answer!!
Not sure where u can find the song, i got it from a peer to peer called Soulseek.

Answer 6

Actually, in WWII the Soviets did that very thing to destroy German tanks. They trained dogs to eat their dinners under running tanks. They then placed a saddle pack of explosives on the dog which had a contact trigger sticking up.

They'd release the dog, which would head for the tanks thinking dinner. BOOM.

Answer 7

why do people see extreme stuff like this on answers and not immediately realise that the asker is asking it precisely BECAUSE they want to cause a reaction from the people with the itchy trigger finger on the report button.

plus if they had read the whole comment they would have seen that it was meant as a joke.

not everyones cup of tea i agree but still not malicious.

Answer 8

I can tell you're the cream of the British crop.

Answer 9

You realize even the UK finds threats serious. I mean they ALLOW racial profiling.

Answer 10

Im so sorry, did Mommy and Daddy not give you enough attention today.