A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following; "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
2007-06-25 12:28:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anita 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAOO SOO FUNNYYYY!
FIRST TIME I HEARD ITTT! xD!
2007-06-25 12:42:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!! That's a good one! 10/10!
2007-06-25 20:28:31 · answer #2 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-25 21:10:12 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one 10/10
2007-06-25 19:46:37 · answer #4 · answered by stupid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-06-25 19:31:51 · answer #5 · answered by SPECIAL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha wow. embarrassing moment for that lady
2007-06-25 19:32:54 · answer #6 · answered by greeneyedgurl1234444 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dude that is freaking hilarious!!
2007-06-25 19:52:24 · answer #7 · answered by sweetxoblivion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...pretty funny
2007-06-25 19:31:52 · answer #8 · answered by luvwithurheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, very old
and a star for you
2007-06-25 19:31:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha!
2007-06-25 19:32:55 · answer #10 · answered by A.J. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋