A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour, "What's the camel for?". The Sargent replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel." The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sargent, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sargent, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The Sargent replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town.
2007-06-25 12:24:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anita 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA ha, I'm going to spread that one around. lol and a star
2007-06-25 13:01:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 legionaires lost in the desert find a camel and two jump on its back and the third hangs on at the back.
after 3 days the camel drops dead and the man at front shouts "this camel is Sh@gg@d",
the man a the back says,
"how the hell do you think i have been hanging on for 3 days?"
2007-06-25 19:32:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Anita! A dirty joke - nah!
A star is on the way.
Thanks :-)
2007-06-26 23:27:45 · answer #3 · answered by doubledippinmore 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They ride the camel into town to visit the brothel, BTW.
(That's 'cat-house' to you & me, son.)
(I said, I said "wh*re-house", dummy.)
[Spoken in a Senator Claghorn accent; er, ah, that's Foghorn Leghorn to you younger folks...]
2007-06-25 19:28:33 · answer #4 · answered by comicards 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Here's a star for you.
2007-06-25 19:29:56 · answer #5 · answered by Jassierra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man, dis jouk so oldd dat de dynosours be laffin fo' it
2007-06-26 12:56:45 · answer #6 · answered by henry d 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
its star time
2007-06-25 19:29:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. thats funny
2007-06-25 21:58:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2007-06-25 19:28:08 · answer #9 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny.
2007-06-25 19:27:38 · answer #10 · answered by ;-) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋