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This is a joke for guys to tell another female. Let me say please it be a cool female friend because if not u might get smack it the face.

At the end of this story the women escape from the cave
There were 3 men and a women trap in the cave.

The women ask the 1st man “please help me get out of here, I’ll do anything”.
The man said “give me some p***y, and I’ll tell you”.
She killed him and walked away.

The women ask the 2nd man “please help me get out of here, I’ll do anything”.
The man said “give me some p***y, and I’ll tell you”.
She killed him and walked away.

The women ask the 3rd and final man “please help me get out of here, I’ll do anything”.
The man said “give me some p***y, and I’ll tell you”.
She killed him and walked away.



If you want to know how she got out, you have to give ME some p***y and I’ll tell you.

What do you think? Funny?

2007-06-25 12:10:44 · 18 answers · asked by helpful friend 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

LMAO...I loved it! These other people just cant appreciate a good laugh!

2007-06-25 18:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by Lindzey 2 · 0 0

a guy went right into a bar and regarded up (bcuz the menu grow to be putting from chains on the ceiling) and observed a brilliant chicken he had on no account considered b4. the guy asked the bartender, "whoa, what form of a chicken is that?" the bartender suggested, "its a crunchie chicken. if u toss stuff, something, up into the air and say 'crunchie chicken the...' then in spite of u threw into the air, the chicken will swoop down and harm it." the guy grow to be curious as to the birds marvelous destroying skills and asked, "fairly?" and the bartender grabbed a newspaper and threw it interior the air and suggested, "crunchie chicken the newspaper" the chicken swooped down and destroyed the paper with its talons the guy grow to be so surprised he began doing this. first along with his left shoe, then his top, then his hat, and then merely approximately each thing else that he might desire to throw. after a whilst, a brilliant, fat, old, tattooed guy walked in, observed the chicken and yelled, "what the heck variety'a chicken is that?!?" the guy replied, "its a crunchie chicken..." yet b4 the guy had ne time 2 clarify, the biker suggested "crunchie chicken my butt!"

2016-09-28 11:04:42 · answer #2 · answered by keva 4 · 0 0

Nope

2007-06-25 12:44:26 · answer #3 · answered by justme 6 · 0 0

Silly and kinda funny. 8/10.

2007-06-25 12:13:56 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

I don't have the b*lls to tell jokes like that, she might kill me and walk away

2007-06-25 13:30:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not Funny!!! Just another sexist "joke" attempt

2007-06-25 12:16:31 · answer #6 · answered by jonniiboii18 1 · 0 0

That could get me killed

2007-06-25 12:16:09 · answer #7 · answered by Max 7 · 0 0

Funny :) But I would have to kill him and walk away lol

2007-06-25 12:13:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah I think if I heard it I would laugh

2007-06-25 12:14:00 · answer #9 · answered by It's Just My Opinion 4 · 0 0

It is funny. Have a star!

2007-06-25 12:48:08 · answer #10 · answered by mari m 5 · 0 0

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