Wait.
2007-06-25 12:24:19
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Well that happens dude.
I'm sorry but you don't get to evolve, only populations can do that. Your stuck with the result of genes+enviroment= you equation. Im sorry, still, don't feel sad there is no backsliding
If you want to help your population evolving, just have some kids! We're looking forward to seeing the results.
(I bet that in a couple thousand generations your ancestors will be making much better questions while my ancestors will be giving much brighter awnsers)
2007-06-25 19:18:02
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answered by Emiliano M. 6
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Genetic engineering my man! Try gene splicing or retro-viruses. Of course, don't expect a viable mutation. Those are extremely rare. You'll probably end up as some sort of pac-man type creature. Wacka - wacka- wacka...
2007-06-25 19:17:53
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answered by Anonymous
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Grendel writes, quote, "I don't feel like I'm evolving rapidly enough. What do I do?"
Get the hell out of Alabama?
2007-06-25 19:24:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Be patient with yourself. If you have accepted Jesus as savior, God has you in the palm of his hand.
If you sin or backslide, apologize to God, and he will forgive you.
God loves you! He will never throw you away.
2007-06-25 19:17:50
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answered by MNL_1221 6
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Turn into bacteria or a virus... you'll get all kinds of opportunity for rapid evolution. Insects are a bit slower but still rather fast.
_()_
2007-06-25 19:15:31
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answered by vinslave 7
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It took millions of years for us to get how we are now from the ape, so I guess you'll have to wait, and wait, and wait.... Which raises the question, why are there still apes, and why aren't they speaking yet. Stupid evolution theory.
2007-06-25 19:28:54
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answered by MTBikerUSA 2
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Make like a banana and split, monkey!! You're a slider alright!!
2007-06-25 19:17:13
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answered by Brilliant 1forHIM 5
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Always with the creationism jokes LOL
They need to catch on
2007-06-25 19:16:39
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answered by Anonymous
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Try swimming in some primordial ooze.
2007-06-25 19:16:15
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answered by Mariah 5
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