Example: Your not playing with a full deck of cards...
2007-06-25 11:54:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
The cheese slid off his cracker.
There's a village somewhere missing an idiot.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
He has the brain of a five year old, and that kid was glad to get rid of it.
2007-06-25 12:00:29 · answer #1 · answered by open4one 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status-quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify, or vilify them. But the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."
2007-06-25 12:53:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
1 can short of a six pack
The lights are on but nobody's home
2 sandwiches short of a picnic
2007-06-25 11:56:58 · answer #3 · answered by lisa m 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're not taking the potato salad to the Mensa picnic, now are you?
You make Bush look like a mental giant.
You're sane like Verne Troyer is tall.
2007-06-25 17:51:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the movie Me,Myself & Irene, the cops describe Jim Carrey's character as "nuttier than squirrel turds".
2007-06-25 21:08:20 · answer #5 · answered by LA TotiJoe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
2007-06-25 11:57:19 · answer #6 · answered by Hooligan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over the rainbow, toys in the attic, bars in the window, lost your marbles, bats in the belfry
2007-06-25 11:57:54 · answer #7 · answered by desgard 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lost your marbles,
elevator doesn't go all the way to the top,
one lamb chop short of a mixed grill,
lights are on but nobody's home
2007-06-25 11:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by rachel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."
From "Catch 22"--" The question is; what is a sane man to do in an insane society."
2007-06-25 13:53:15 · answer #9 · answered by dawnUSA 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From an actual psychiatric patient who was a bit out there, "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."
2007-06-25 11:57:08 · answer #10 · answered by crct2004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋