The Old Man's Physical
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''
And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''
Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.
He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?''
And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''
2007-06-25 11:37:43 · 24 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it! Thanks.
2007-06-25 17:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by MoonGoddess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
H Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-25 21:11:34 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Makes me feel better about missing the toilet at night.
2007-06-25 18:59:00 · answer #3 · answered by SpaceMonkey67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yucky!
2007-07-01 21:32:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u get a star, i am glad i dont have to eat the food in that fridge
2007-07-01 13:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by chilly dawg 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh mY Goodness--that is too funny
2007-07-01 19:51:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny
i havent heard that before
it is hilarious
but still gross
but hilarious
2007-06-25 19:55:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Love it! Thanks for starting my day with a smile. A gift for you now, a big STAR lol :)
2007-06-25 18:42:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope he didn't drink the apple juice!
Ha ha, lol!
2007-06-25 18:41:16 · answer #9 · answered by lalala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one
2007-07-01 11:41:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny really funny but us 70yo don't do that its in the wardrobe ha ha
2007-06-25 18:45:06 · answer #11 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋