Has anyone ever seen this chick before? Does she fly about with a sack of baby teeth and cash? That has to get heavy after about the 10,000th kid...
2007-06-25 11:23:18 · 9 answers · asked by icarus p 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
DUH... what would she do with all those worthless teeth??? She just tosses them out the window as she's rollin down the avenue after leaving your house. No, she doesn't fly anymore. She has a bad back these days. She drives a 1989 Cutlass and just uses the change in the glove compartment to leave under the pillow. And it's not just one lady anymore. Due to more stringent Union regulations, tooth fairies can only work 6 hours a day including drive time, so there's a workforce of about 1400 of them right now. It pays really well, though, since it's such a dangerous job. Many TFs, sadly, have lost their lives in the line of duty, especially in the Midwest where almost every family has a handgun. Hard to figure out if you're a victim of a home invasion or if the tooth fairy has stopped by when it's 3am and you're not wearing your contacts.
2007-06-25 11:29:44 · answer #1 · answered by tooblessed2doubt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should know better than to question the existence of the Tooth Fairy. Do you want your teeth to fall out?
2007-06-25 11:30:45 · answer #2 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"God is not a respecter of persons. doesn't matter to Him if ur the PRESIDENT or ur POOR or ur RICH or ur SCIENTIST or whatever, because ALL have SINNED and SIN has separated us from GOD.God is far more intelligent than we could ever be. He orchestrated education on many levels. He used mankind to improve our ability to read and learn. We forgot him and think we have produced this on our own. What makes a idiot?" and you know all that how? we can all make stuff up but some of us are honest.
2016-04-01 04:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fact that teeth are missing and replaced by money is absolute proof that the tooth fairy is real!!!! My faith in her, and the evidence to support her existence is overwhelming...therefore...she MUST exist!!!!
*sarcasm*
2007-06-25 11:30:08 · answer #4 · answered by Adam G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Question for the tooth fairy---If I leave my dentures under my pillow tonight what will you bring me?
2007-06-25 11:27:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only in the fascination of a child!
2007-06-25 11:28:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've noticed that she looks a lot like Kirstie Alley...
2007-06-25 11:29:47 · answer #7 · answered by Sara H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to have faith. Just because you can't see her, doesn't mean she's not real.
2007-06-25 11:27:23 · answer #8 · answered by Smoke[MaxX] 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! we'll call her herculisa
2007-06-25 11:27:41 · answer #9 · answered by lou_lou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋